Episodes

With long tails and ears for hats, Brian & Cargill continue Gals Who Rock month with Josie and the cats. How this meta gem was overlooked is inFURiating. From the writers/directors of Can’t Hardly Wait came this self-aware sendup that was Lord &…

Greetings punks and skunks! Brian and Cargill kick off their month-long Gals Who Rock series with a lost punk classic. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains didn’t get a wide theatrical release, and it didn’t turn up on home release for 26 years….

In space, no one…apparently pays much attention to copyright laws

JanUary concludes with Sean Connery trying to maintan law and order on one of the moons of Jupiter while also avoiding catching the space clap in Outlander.

It’s not just High Noon…

Here we are, born to be Burger Kings.

Continuing JanUary, Brian and Cargill draw their swords in defense of The Highlander. An immortal classic! Or at least a classic about immortals. They discuss the mythology, the accents, and the fact that when it…

This s**t just got real!

We hadn’t covered one of the greatest action movies of all time and you Junkions took us to court! Now, at long last, Brian & Cargill ride and/or die with BAD BOYS II!

The guys discuss the balls-out action set pieces, the…

Brian & Cargill kick off JanUary with the first fan-curated film of the month: Darkman. In 1990, Sam Raimi delivered us a superhero so emotionally unstable as to make Batman look like Santa Claus.

The guys discuss all the ways in which Darkman was…

Saving the best for last, Brian & Cargill warp up JCVDecember with Lionheart! 

Van Damme shows some actual acting chops as he fights for family, fights for survival, fights…in Jeans?

Part Rocky, part Hard Times, part Street Fighter (much more so…

In the distant past of 2004, and the even slightly distanter past of 1994, one man had the courage to travel back in time for justice…and to brandish a sick ass mullet!

Brian and Cargill upset the spacetime continuum as JCVDecember explores the…

Put up your Dux, because JCVDecember fights on!

This week, Brian and Cargill step into the kumite and battle it out with Van Damme’s breakout film: Bloodsport.

The guys exchange jabs as they breakdown the pros and cons of what is arguably the second…