Episodes

Brian and Cargill skate past the flaws of–and quench their thirst for–the wild and wonderful post-apocalyptic mania of Solarbabies! 

Seriously, what’s going on with that torture robot?!!

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In honor of the late Val Kilmer, Brian and Cargill celebrate the many disguises of his Simon Templar in 1997’s The Saint. It’s like 12 performances in one! 

Bask in the cold fusion confusion! 

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Brian & Cargill (aka The Parker Brothers) take another gritty, violent trip to Westlake with Point Blank! 

I bet you’re a big Lee Marvin fan, aren’tcha?

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Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match.

Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time!

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Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the…mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth! 

Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang! 

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Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD! 

It’s like…Irritated Max.

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In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! 

Scotty doesn’t know why donuts should be avoided…but you soon will.

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Long live the new episode! 

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Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!

As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is…a whale of a time.

I apologize for nothing.

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