Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the…mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth!
Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang!
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Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD!
It’s like…Irritated Max.
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In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip!
Scotty doesn’t know why donuts should be avoided…but you soon will.
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Writer, first-time director, and lead actor Annapurna Sriram opens FUCKTOYS with her character, AP, a tarot reading from Big Freedia
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That awkward friend… We all have that one friend. You know the one. You bump into them and you’re actually
Mermaid: Your awkward friend has a weird couple of weeks. Read More »
Boldly opening with an 8 minute monologue to her therapist, Joey (Olivia Taylor Dudley) gives the full backstory of her
Touch Me: Toxic Relationships and Tentacle Sex Read More »
Long live the new episode!
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Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!
As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is…a whale of a time.
I apologize for nothing.
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Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night.
So. Many. Red. Herrings.
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