Junkfood Cinema

Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match.

Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time!

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Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the…mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth! 

Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang! 

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Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD! 

It’s like…Irritated Max.

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In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! 

Scotty doesn’t know why donuts should be avoided…but you soon will.

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Long live the new episode! 

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Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!

As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is…a whale of a time.

I apologize for nothing.

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Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night. 

So. Many. Red. Herrings.

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Stuff a brand new episode of The Double Stuff into your Valentine boxes! Although our hearts are heavy, they are still filled with love for the recently-departed David Lynch.

So Brian and Weinberg reunite to celebrate arguably Lynch’s most romantic…

Brian & Cargill continue to explore the films (and tax benefits) of the great white north as Go Canuck Yourself pays a visit to The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane.

What are the secrets kept in that house…and how do we keep Martin Sheen out…