Junkfood Cinema

Junkfood Cinema is here to spice up your life as Brian & Cargill tell you why you want why you really really want to revisit Spice World.

No, we’re not kidding. The guys’ two minds become one as they explain the exceptional satire of this bugnuts…

We’re coming to get you, Junkions! Actually, we’re coming to give you a super-sized feast as Brian and Cargill feast on all six of George A. Romero’s Dead films. From Night of to Survival of, their corpses will not rest until the entire franchise is…

Get ready to take an ill-advised detour as Brian & Cargill fall into a Tourist Trap. Part Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part Carrie, and part Psycho, Tourist Trap is all lunacy.

The guys discuss Chuck Connors’ reinvention, the formative power of…

Ain’t nothing this podcast can do for you, ‘cept send you to hell…or maybe send you out for tacos. Brian and Cargill continue their unintended, but still great, redneck horror theme with 1988’s Pumpkinhead. 

The directorial debut of effects master…

If you go down in the woods today, you may get a big surprise. You may in fact be surprised that this week’s movie exists in the first place. But obscure is the tree from which Junkfood Cinema falls and as Schlocktober continues, Brian and Cargill…

We have such sights to show you..r ears?

Brian and Cargill descend into the infernal pain dimension…which usually means they decided to eat expired pork rinds. This time however, we’re referring to this Double Down of an episode in which your…

Mellow greetings, Junkions and maniacs! 

This week, Brian and Cargill defrost 1993’s Demolition Man. One of the stellar examples of the strange action hero meta film trend, Demolition Man pits Sylvester Stallone against Dennis Rodman’s Joker. Is the…

It’s one for all and all you can eat on this week’s Junkfood Cinema! Brian and Cargill draw their swords to defend one of the best cinematic interpretations of Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers. The cast is so full of youthful swagger that you may…

Witness finally, the finale of our Summer of 87 series! Breaking format ever so slightly (i.e. with a sledgehammer) we discuss the very worst films of 1987. Super-meh: The Quest for Sense, Jaws: The Regurgitation, Deathwish IV: The Quest for Crack….