Junkfood Cinema

When you hear the harmonica, you know it’s time for another Junkfood Cinema! And boy howdy, are y’all in for a treat!

This week, Brian & Cargill fulfill a Patron request and discuss one of the greatest westerns of all time: Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a…

This week, Brian & Cargill swim with sharks in the deepest, bluest, most shark-fin-hatted action movie of all time: DeepBlue Sea.

The guys discuss the cast buffet, the gigantic awesome of the theme song, and the movie’s insane post-test-screening…

Do you wanna party? It’s party time, Junkions! 

Brian & Cargill resurrect one of the best and most important zombie films of all time: Return of the Living Dead. The guys discuss the “brains” of Dan O’Bannon, the relationship this punk horror flick…

Happy Junkyween! 

In honor of the season, and in response to overwhelming listener demand (that is to say overwhelming demand from one particular listener) Brian & Cargill discuss one of the scariest movies ever made: Small Soldiers. What? It is…

Brian & Cargill wrap Octoburt with a special double feature of Burt Reynolds’ hicksploitation classics: White Lightning & Gator. 

While one is clearly superior and the other a cartoon, binging both these moonshine-running drive-in flicks is as…

This just in! Junkfood Cinema continues Octoburt with a newroom comedy that breaks the story (and a few hearts): Switching Channels. 

From the Director of First Blood (what?!), Burt Reynolds is Ted Turner (basically) trying to run a 24-hour news TV…

Requested by one of their high-tier Patrons, Brian and Cargill match wits (and mullets) with The Boz in Stone Cold. 

Imagine Point Break on motorcycles…with a lot more uncomfortably prominent confederate flags. 

The guys also discuss hobo boxing…

Brian and Cargill celebrate the late, great Burt Reynolds with Octoburt!

What better kickoff than to take the field with both iterations of The Longest Yard? The guys discuss how both versions are winning, how closely the remake follows the…

Here it is, saved from the fires of obscurity (thanks to some sort of diabolical hosting error). It’s the first ever (and hopefully last) lost episode of Junkfood Cinema, and it’s full of musicals!

With a brand new edit by our producer Merrill, Can’t…