Junkfood Cinema

Brian and Cargill have come here to chew bubblegum and podcast about John Carpenter’s They Live. And they’re all out of bubblegum.

Put on the glasses, and your ear buds, and listen to their transmission!

To wrap up Red October, Brian and Cargill bring the heat with the strangest buddy cop movie of the 80s: Red Heat.

Too stoic to be a comedy, too reserved to be a bombastic action film, and pushing a message of American-Soviet friendship during The…

Continuing their Red October series, Brian & Cargill parachute into Calumet to do battle with the public perception of John Milius’ Red Dawn.

Is it really a jingoistic, bloodthirsty fantasy bred of Cold War paranoia, or perhaps a staunchly…

Brian and Cargill finally venture into the waters of their anticipated Red October series. And what better way to kick things off than by joining Jack Ryan in The Hunt for Red October!

The guys discuss the incredible cast, the uniqueness of this…

Brian and Cargill go Over the Edge to fulfill a patron request.

The guys discuss the simmering danger of 1970s suburban boredom, rock out to some Cheap Trick, and set fire to a few trash cans. They also spend an inordinate amount of time talking…

Brian and Cargill stop at the wrong roadside attraction and get totally FREAKED.

Why was this gem buried for so long? Is this the better version of THE GREATEST SHOWMAN? When will Brian finally try flan?!

All this, and probably some other…

Believe or not, this is the 300th episode of Junkfood Cinema!

Brian and Cargill do what any series does when it hits 300 episodes: A clip show! They reminisce and recommend 10 past episodes, explaining why they are a great starter pack for new…

In this most triumphant extended episode, Brian and Cargill go back in time (and also return to the present) to discuss the entirety of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Trilogy!

They discuss why Excellent Adventure is one of the very best time travel flicks…

After many years on the JFC most wanted list, Brian and Cargill have finally come to judge The Quick and the Dead.

It’s the star-studded neo western that is “drenched in spaghetti.” It’s the bloodsport tournament film where almost every combatant…