Junkfood Cinema

In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! 

Scotty doesn’t know why donuts should be avoided…but you soon will.

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Long live the new episode! 

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Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!

As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is…a whale of a time.

I apologize for nothing.

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Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night. 

So. Many. Red. Herrings.

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Stuff a brand new episode of The Double Stuff into your Valentine boxes! Although our hearts are heavy, they are still filled with love for the recently-departed David Lynch.

So Brian and Weinberg reunite to celebrate arguably Lynch’s most romantic…

Brian & Cargill continue to explore the films (and tax benefits) of the great white north as Go Canuck Yourself pays a visit to The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane.

What are the secrets kept in that house…and how do we keep Martin Sheen out…

Cargill returns from Canada just in time to kick off our new miniseries on…Canadian tax shelter movies! Get ready to Go Canuck Yourself! 

First up, the sexiest game of cat and mouse Toronto has ever seen: The Silent Partner. …

Who the hell is hogging Nic Cage’s Pig?

And what’s he gonna do about it?

Brian and Scott forage for answers.

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Brian and Griffey (/Film, Messed Up Movies) cordially invite you to experience…The Menu.

On said menu, you will find tasty delights like biscuits and gravy, utopia masturbation, and kitchen Jokers.

There is no accounting for taste….